Black Friday is literally the worst day ever. I hide inside my room the entire day because I'm so terrified. People have died. People have gotten trampled to death. People have gotten shot because they got the last coffee pot for 70% off and that didn't make homeboy too happy.
It's the scariest holiday in the world and in my opinion was created by Satan to make people kill each other over random/pointless shit like storage containers. I imagine Satan sitting in a chair of flames giggling his horns (?) off at everyone going mental at Walmart at 4am. Am I right or am I right? I'm right.
Regardless, I will still take advantage of these sales but in the comfort of my snuggie while eating my leftover turkey burrito (most genius thing ever. You take all the leftovers- turkey, mashed potatoes, salad, vegetables and shit- and wrap them up burrito style in a tortilla. So epic). Some of my favorite websites are doing Black Friday sales and I won't be missing out.
Here are the deals:
1. Nasty Gal- 25% all shoes..... Don't mind if I do.
2. Unif- 30% on their website. Never thought the day would come.
3. Dolls Kill- 20% off everything (doesn't seem that cool in my opinion since they have a sale for every holiday. ie: St. Patrick's Day)
4. Solestruck- Extra 30% off on sale items (not awesome but I'll take it)
5. Wildfox- 25% off all White Label (ROCKS white label is my shit)
Good luck lil munchkins and let us know if you've found any other great online sales. Hit us up on twittertots at DK_daily
-Sales Rack
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