Recap: Debate

Was planning on doing this pre-wine kinda did it post-wine but just add jokes and that'll be gr8.

So all you discountees may or may not have realized that last night was the second presidential debate. Typically, we don’t give a single shit about politics, but when there’s a drinking game involved we’re down to negotiate a deal. Not to mention any time we can watch two grown men fight like 8th grade girls on national TV, we take advantage of it. I especially enjoyed the boxing match setup – red carpet and feisty referee included. One thing that sucked about this debate was that it dragged on FOREVER. the more 6-second sips we took of our vodka-with-a-splash-of-Red-Bull because Obama mentioned Big Bird, the longer it seemed. By the end we were like 4 Red Bulls deep each and I don’t even want to talk about what happened to that handle of Goose. Needless to say the debate after party was a sloshfest.

Since the debates were long and dry, we’re just going to give you a quick highlight reel of our favorite moments from Presidential Bickering Sesh round 2.

1. When Mitt and Barry were both standing up at the same time (which I believe is a no-no) and they did a little figure 8 around each other and sat back down. Were they dancing? We like to think they both want to punch each other in the face… because they do… so we were on the edges of our seats screaming “PUNCH HIM!!!” but no dice. Pussies.

2. Mitt’s hair-dye job. Yes he dyes it. Not kidding. Those white sideburns? Not real.

3. The fact that it was held in New York, and the audience was made up of undecided voters, all from LONG ISLAND. Because Long fuckin’ Island is a really good representation of the rest of America. God, I hope not.

4. That one guy in the crowd who looked exactly like Peter Griffin. You know you saw him.

5. LAST BUT OF COURSE NOT LEAST…..

Mitt Romney’s “binder full of women.”

I’m sorry, what? Are you keeping women in a trapper keeper? Are here only a binder full of resumes of qualified chicks in the US of A? Was that real life? Do you regret that comment?

News flash: He definitely does regret it, because apparently running for president means you go through life just making comments you’ll inevitably regret. And that is why we love (drinking to) the debates.

-DK