When I was 11 years old I feel like I literally dont remember what I did to pass the time. I dont remember being the kind to go to www.bored.com, head to a friend's house, watch movies and bake cookies (With parent supervision). Thats too gray. I liked to jump off shit and do extreme sports in my backyard. In my tankini...not because I wanted to wear a tankini. Just because my Mom thought child-bikinis were slutty. Maybe she was right. Then again, she was also anti-witchcraft which was horseshit because that meant Harry Potter wasn't allowed to come over in book or movie form (By the way -- I watched Harry Potter anyway, and I loved it. Who won that little battle of Quidditch, Mom? Avada Kedavra).
I totally remember being 11 and asking my sister to go downstairs and bring me food from the kitchen while I "counted" to see "how fast she could do it." I'm such a bitch (I still do it).
I have vague memories of attaching a razor scooter to a wagon with cable ties and calling it a Sk-wagon. I remember having bruises from the Sk-wagon. I remember taking every box of cereal my Mom had ever bought in her entire life and putting every box's entirety into a giant vat of cereal, and then eating it with a huge-ass spoon. I was such a scientist.
Heres the Hump Day Treat:
Nsync* lip-sings "Its Gonna Be Me."
I really am going to start "humping" more relevant songs starting next week. I have to at least pretend like I want to get out of this throwback stage I'm going through. That being said........ This video is absolutely hysterical, and you will not regret watching Nsync* escape their cardboard boxes at the toy store dressed like plastic fuckdolls. Oh, and at the end, they all leave with ONE chick. I thought Nsync* would've had a larger budget for this video assuming their the most popular boy band of all time? Im sure they could've paid for five slutty chicks, but no. Maybe thats why Lance turned gay.
I didn't mean it.....
-DK
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