Bucket List: Things to do before you're 30 (too old).

There have been recent happenings in my life that have made me realize that life is too short to just be sitting around watching the Price is Right and sending dirty Snapshots to my best friends. I have decided I need to start making goals and finding out exactly what I want to achieve in life so that in forty years from now (when I'm the worlds coolest/stoner grandma) I'll have some kickass stories to tell my grandchildren. 

So here is my bucket list. These are the top ten things I want to accomplish in my life before I turn thirty (ten years away #scarycherry) and everything goes down hill:

1. Win a hot dog eating contest.

2. See Phil Collins in concert. 

3. Meet Miley Cyrus and give her the number of the lady who does my extensions. I'm a philanthropist, what can I say?

4. Beat Serena Williams in a thumb war. Dreamin' big on that one. Why? No reason.

5. Make out with a prince (I'll take any country's, I'm not picky or racist). 

6. Go on a Disney Cruise. 

7. Run across the freeway naked. 

8. Become Mrs. Matthew Gray Gubler. Sexy piece. While talking about him, did you guys see the season premiere of Criminal Minds last night? I really don't like this new chick. 

9. Go to a real Chinese PingPong tourny. 

10. Get in a bar fight. And preferably win, but beggars can't be choosers, right? Along those same lines I would also love for two guys to get into a full on fist fight over me. That would be legendary. 

This will be me one day- HOOKED ON PHONICS

My grandma always told me I could do anything I set my mind too. But then again she also gets me and my brothers names mixed up... 

-DK

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