Were writing this post to inform the world about the five names that super suck. Consider this post a warning for when you're on the hunt for a sexual friend. Similar to "having crazy eyes," or "being a cougar," these names come with stereotypes that you should avoid at all costs. Mind you, some bitches that possess these names probably have super mental powers and will hunt you down and control your mind with their Professor X Cerebro. Its a zoo out there folks. These chicks will rip your dick off.
Meet Ashley. Its been a long day at work, and you're looking forward to coming home and spending a nice evening by the fire with some vino. But then suddenly, you get home and enter your bedroom to find your boyfriend with another lady. Guaranteed. That girls name is Ashley. Also, if you get the chance to see Ashley's' up close and personal, be sure to check out their array of trashy insignificant tattoos.
Meet Courtney. She is that one girl that lives with your roommate that you randomly found on campus. She is socially inept. When Courtney's' actually do decide to open their mouths, you wish they hadn't. Their erratic behavior makes you uneasy.
Meet Sarah. Sarah is the girl that is at all the parties just by default. This Sarah gets added to all your party invite chain texts just because you'd like to have an extra body there to add flair. Normally, Sarah is fake nice, and fake innocent and almost half pretty. Good luck ever understanding the DaVinci Code that IS Sarah.
Meet Alexis/Alexa/Alex. The slut with a personality. Dont get caught in that mousetrap.
Meet Jordan. Jordan went to your high school. Jordans' ease to please and normally, are stuck up as fuck and have really small penis's. You're out at a grocery store stocking up when you see Jordan (he or she) walk by. They approach you to discuss life and instantly shit gets real. You have to pull out your artillery in preparation for a solid match of "Whos' life is more impressive?!?!?!?!?" Might as well have brought your resume. Prepare for a nice side-dish of judgment after your pow-wow. Sidenote. Nicknames for this name suck (J, Jojo, Dan?).
Any ideas? Let us know! (Try to be as objective as possible)..
Clothes over Bros,
DK
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