You Slapped a Fish

Hey Kids
I'm actually on the verge of tears right now. I woke up this morning really hungover (it's Sunday so obviously but I feel like you guys still don't know my drinking schedule*) and all I wanted was Chick Fil A. I hop in my car, drive to the nearest one which is like 20 minutes away, pull into the drive thru confused on why theres no cars, yell "HELLO" in my drive thru voice for a solid minute and then finally realized that it was Sunday. Why do they do this to us? Chick Fil A. Please just be open everyday.
So I'm going to post this and then I'm going to write them an email with all the reasons why they need to open up on Sundays. I even wrote a reminder on my hand in sharpie that says "Email Chick Fil A." I hope that stays on for class tomorrow so all my classmates think I'm a fat piece of lard.

Anyways.

1. I know I post a lot of Dr Martens but these are amazing and I'm just now realizing their awesomeness. 2976 Black bootieboot.
2. Free People washed corduroy overalls- I honestly can't even handle how hot these are. I bet guys love them too... not. I would hate to be a guy hooking up with a girl and having to take her fucking overalls off. OR even high waisted jean shorts, there's like six buttons. How friken annoying. I'm sorry dudes.
3. Pamela Love Silver Chevron Reveal ring- I personally like the one with carnelian. Actually while you're at it check out all of Pamela Love's new collection. It rocks, obviously.
4. This lil Dahlia Lace Bra and the matching shorts. How cute. I want to have a cute slumber party and wear these and bunny slippers.
5. This Panda iPhone case. They're so cute but idk why they call them pandas... since they aren't...?

If you couldn't tell I'm over that whole outfit thing. I lasted longer than I thought I would though (thats what she said? no? IDK)


-DiscountKnowledge



*drinking schedule: Monday-Sunday be drunk.