I would've made this a list, but I'm sitting here with a man friend interviewing him for a fuckin cause. Here is a list of things that guys really hate that girls like. Gupta.
Guys hate this:
1. Red Lipstick: Guys hate that shit. Serious face. Honestly, there isn't really an explanation, they just dont like it. It reminds them of their mother.
2. FRONT FUCKING BANGS: Can't stress this enough. If you have front bangs, shave your god damn head. You are a straight up jabroni if you're contemplating cutting your bangs into front bangs. You will live a sterile, lonely, less than average life (personal experience).
3. Flat forms: Sadly, as much as they cream all other shoes, guys hate flat forms. With the exception of punk dudes who are into creepers (hot), guys normally are really confused by them. Like, "Why aren't they a heel? Are they a heel? Why is she taller than me? Is that a box?"
4. Maxi Skirts: These need to stop. Now. I think girls wear them thinking that they look different and trendy, when really, EVERY TIME they wear them, EVERY OTHER GIRL wore theirs too.
5. Cake Face: Guilty. But it is actually true, guys dont dig it. But. What they dont know is -- they wouldn't dig you either if you didn't do it! Aha! Also, steer clear of the colorful eyeshadows. You look like that bitch from the Drew Carey show.
6. Non-realistic colors in hair: Hot Topic girls, you are shit out of luck. If you have pink streaks in your hair, they are just going to assume you have an anal piercing. Not sexy.
7. High-waisted things: It mostly just freaks them out. I wear high waisted shorts every single day, but guys are completely aware of camel toe, and dont think that you are above it.
8. Super Curly Hair: Guys will claim that they love when girls have long, curly brown hair. Really, they would rather it be straight. They're just trying to be different.
9. Heels: Applicable to only short men. She's The Man quote still rings strong, "Heels are a male invention that make it harder for girls to run away." Preach.
10. Capes.
Keep it lesbo,
-DK
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