List: You know you're from Riverside when...

Do you guys know what the county of Riverside is? Truck Yeah! It's in Southern California and it's the gayest place in the world. The Inland Empire is the land of the Bro. It literally birthed the bro. It's where all the bros live and do all their weird bro shit ie dune buggy racing and other gay shit.

We made this list so that you can identify if you are a bro/brohoe (lady-bro). If you do any of these things then move to the I.E. because that's the only place your kind belongs. 

1. Your car has flames or any other airbrush designs.

2. You wear Tapout, Fox, Famous: Stars and Straps, or SRH.

3. You wear bathing suits with trucker hats and platform flip flops. 

4. You still have a MySpace, and you are an active user. Chunking deuces in every photo.

5. Your truck is lifted so high you need a stool.

6. You have fake zebra nails and/or your fake nails look like webbed duck feet.

7. You intentionally died the bottom portion of your hair black.

8. You wear black cami tanks with pink and black bras, or you wear anything with fuckin cherries on it. 

9. You have a sparkly belly ring in your navel. 

10. You have nautical star tattoos.
11. You prefer Monster over Red Bull (insanity).
12. You enjoy colored eyeshadow. Smoky Eye on the daily.
13. You go to Stagecoach. Which is completely absurd. Please stop doing this.

Sorry if this offends anyone... oh wait, no we aren't sorry.

Ride on mothertruckers,

DK

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