We've all experienced heartbreak, whether our dog died, we got dumped, Starbucks got your coffee wrong, or we dumped someone else. Its all the same, so might as well make it funny. Since it's really hard to straight up tell your significant other you dont like them anymore, we've come up with a couple alternatives for you. Let us know how they go.
*Warning* we've never tried these. We're just assuming they'd get the job done.
Ways to break up with someone:
1. Facebook Chat... or just change your relationship status and never talk to them again. Nothing's permanent until its on/off Facebook.
2. Swear that they broke up with you when they were super drunk. You might wanna bring in some friends for backup on this one.
3. Contract a fake fatal disease. Remember: Dont respond to text messages they send you.
4. Have your friend do it for you.
5. Pretend you died. See: Prankstars
6. Say you're a lesbian.
7. Say you're moving out of the country.
8. Beat yourself up and then tell your mom, who then forbids you to see them. Moms > Cops.
9. Let yourself go.
10. Say you need to "Find Yourself."
By the way. Never do any of these. Except #10.
- DK
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