Extreme Prankstars

Two minutes ago, history was made by the Discount Knowledge pussy parade. We pranked the SHIT out of our roommate. Prepare yourself for the most terrible, ingenious, and fucked up thing you've ever heard. We are expecting hate mail for this prank, but... HAKUNA MATATA.

Our victim was expected to arrive home from work around 11:30. Logically, being the evil genius, mad scientist twins we are, we decided to fake a suicide. Yeah... it's a little bit fucked up. Or a lot a bit, but shit happens okay? No. It doesn't. I'm sorry. (it was still funny.)

We decided to have the "Knowledge" part of Discount Knowledge fake her suicide by drowning in the bathtub. We may or may not have left the way it happened open to interpretation...and by that I mean we threw pills and advil everywhere along with a pair of scissors (don't know why), then put an UNplugged hair dryer into a full bathtub. Now that I'm writing it out... I'm forgetting why I ever thought this would be a funny idea. But it was hilarious. I remember, because I almost pissed the bathtub of laughter.

Tangent. Anyway. Homeboy walks through the door at about 11:34 pm. The "Discount" part of us jumps off the couch in a frenzy and screams: "OMG thank God you're home!"
Roommate: "Why?"
Discount: "Dude, she's been in the bath for the past two hours. Ive been so bored. I knocked on the door and and she didn't answer and I tried calling and stuff but the door was locked... Idk I'm kind of worried, you should go check on her."

He instantly ran to the bathroom door.... knocks on it....then knocks on it round two... no answer. So then he started to bang on that shit... still no answer. Mind you "Knowledge" was laughing her ass off in the bathroom and "Discount" was trying to keep a straight face.

SOOOO THEN!!! (sorry) He pounds the mother fucking door down like this shit was Extreme Makeover Home Edition only to find her bare-ass naked and hanging out over the bathtub. He STRAIGHT UP ran to her side while "Discount" pretended to scream behind him. He raced to her side through the mini-pharmacy we cleverly set up only to flip her over and see her laughing her ass off. Perfect execution.

The last part included a sampler platter of emotions and phrases. I vaguely remember things like "You guys are so fucked up." or, "I dont see how there is literally ANYTHING even remotely funny about this." Which... He was right about. There is nothing funny about faking bathtub killing yourself, but there IS something funny about seeing your friends freak the fuck out. Holler. Haters finna hate. Cranky pants Nancy boy should gently remove his tampon and learn how to take a fucking joke, because he just signed up for an eternity of pranks galore.


Moral of the story: Don't laugh when you're pretending to be dead.... it ruins the illusion.

Still kickin,
DeadK