Cheers to being a girl! There are so many more pros than cons. For instance: We smell good. Game over. And after all, as Princess Beyonce says, we run the world.
Cons:
1. Getting Dressed -When you're a dude, it's so much easier to get dressed. Jeans. Shirt. Bada-Bing-Bada-Boom.
2. Menstrual Cycles - I don't know how to explain this without using words like "blood faucet" or "tampon plug," and both of those are gross (ha too late). Regardless, they suck and they love suprises.
3. Hair removal- guys get to be all natural and have scruffy chops and manscapes. We have to be 100% hairless EVERYWHERE at ALL times or we go down in the books nicknamed "Reggie." After the great, Reggie BUSH.
4. They age better. And they die later.
5. We have to give dome -Sucks to suck. Literally.
(And of course, the obvious childbirth curse from the garden of Eden. Thanks for that solid, Eve).
Pros:
1. Makeup. Guys will always be ugly, girls get to wear masks!
2. We don't have the fear of rejection via marriage proposal.
3. We don't get random pee-boners.
4. Freedom. And by that I mean: Free admittance. Free muffins. Free drinks. Free dinners.
5. We get the privilege of wearing thongs. Sandals, and panties. Where as guys, do not. Or should not.
Good game, men.
-(long hair)Don'tKare
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