List: Dance Daredevil

Hey. Whats up. Have you guys ever seen Ellen Degeneres"Dance Dares?" They're hilarious. Check out the sexy ass Emma Stone pulling a fast one. Basically, the premise of the game is you creep up behind strangers, dance all up on their shit and grape them without them knowing. We love doing it, it's our favorite thing.

We were doing this last night (drunk) outside of a bar inside of a hotel (those were confusing prepositions) and like it was great. We had a fucking audience and everything and people were cheering for us and buying us beer.

About five hours and eight free beers later, I was pretty sloshed and my steez was being effected and my judgment was getting kinda hazy (Ke$ha). And, I am going to try and present this in the most socially acceptable way- I decided to dance dare this African American lady. And I got caught... so instead of pretending like I wanted to dance with her, I ran away.

She was pissed.... followed me back... started yelling at me and my friends... and tried to start a fight on my face. OVER A FUCKING DANCE DARE!!! I AM A DANCE DAREDEVIL! She called me a racist, and a bad dancer (false), and all this shit. It was ridiculous, but then she trotted away and I kept dancing. Oh well.

It's a new week with a new list of shit we would like. Shopping list time.

1. Brown Sugar Druzy Studs by Of a Kind- I want to eat them. But of course they're sold out.

2. Transparent Ghost Bag No2- Well, what do you know... this one is sold out too. But this is so practical for dance daring because its invisible. 

3. The new Marc Jacobs Dot perfume- Smells like coconut water. Perfect for summer time. But this is not very practical for dance daring because people would smell my awesomeness freaking their back side. 

4. JC Prowl- like, I mean. Yeah, I guess these rock?

5. Wildfox Bel Air Frame sunnies- damn, these would look so good on my face. 

I wish I could just buy anything I wanted. It would make my life at least twenty times easier.
Oh well, back to striping for fast cash.

-SaleRack

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