Yeah... I'm allowed to buy cool things occasionally and have a huge alcohol problem.
Hell. At my age, I'd be worried if I wasn't an alcoholic. Give me the name of ONE post-teen adult girl who doesn't like to rock a cool pair a flatforms while tossing back shots of tequila as if it was her day job (besides every nerd at my school. They are all so weird... SORRY I don't glue my ass to a computer chair and watch anime porn while eating beef jerky. Get off my fucking jock). WOW. snapback...Anyway. Here's a list of cool shit I want for my birthday (REMINDER #5).
1. A tattoo machine- Sure this is semi dangerous but whatever. Knowledge wants to be a walking yearbook/doodle pad so this should assist her efforts. I'll just attach a breathalyzer so that I can't ink under the influence. I'd probably wake up with a massive hangover and the lyrics to Thats What Friends Are For on my stomach. Which leads me to number 2...
2. Breathalyzer- for the reason above.
3. This see-thru awesome piece of Heaven-It's only $650. Money is no object. In La-La land.
4. Dodge City Boot-I have no witty comment for these beauts.
5. Pamela Love "Lapis Pyramid Ring"- I want to take this ring out to a nice seafood dinner and then call it three days later, and be in a monogomous relationship with it.
Feel free to email us for my home address so you can send any of these items to me. Because I don't feel comfortable writing my address on here for all you creepy creeps trying to touch my goodygoods. BYE
Window shopping,
-DK
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