List: Inblognito

I watched Ghost Adventures for the first time tonight... Not sure if y'all have ever tuned in but lets just say that I won't be sleeping...ever.

Im already waking up once a week crying because I had yet another dream of being raped by T-bag and now every time I hear a car drive by I'm going to wake up convinced that a demon was just whispering "I'm going to attack you and see your whispering eye" into my ear.

To offset the mental cranium fuck that just happened, I am going to watch five hours of Diners, Drive ins and Dives so that I fall asleep dreaming about my two favorite things: Men and food.

Serious Sally- A friend of mine told me that if you write down what you want to dream that night on paper and put it next to you, when you sleep you'll actually dream about it. Dont dream about it, be about it. Pep Talk. I'm going to try it tonight, I'll let you know how it goes.

Now that I've gotten all of that off of my chest, here's our list of shit we're obsessing over this week.

1. Caged in Bustier- holy shit.
2. YoLie Unif shirt
3. Caged iPhone case- because everyone needs a $95 case for a $500 phone.
4.Either of these Alkemie rings (ram or crescent moon) well... actually anything by them.

This is a really solid list. I actually really really want all of these things. These are all serious as a motherfuckin heart attack. I just wish my bank account would blow up like my ass did this summer. RIGHT. When Princess Diaries comes and rocks my world and I marry the prince of Genovia, I'll have an endless supply of leafy green and buy anything my heart desires.

Never stop dreaming kiddos,
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