List: Pet Name (nip)Slip-ups

Relationships are pretty cool sometimes. Unless you're dating a faggot asshole that abuses you and shit like that (*get out while you still can*). The two bad things about being in a relationship are: monogamy... and really shitty pet names. Don't act like you've never let a "you're so hot muffin face" slip out while makin out on your parents ottoman. We all make mistakes sometimes... it's alright. I'm really bad at words, especially in person because I'm so slow.  When texting I'm not as bad because I can re-read and rewrite before I send something. Im not saying i DO proofread. I just like having the option. Snapback- basically I'm alright with being called anything that's not provocative... EXCEPT babe. I'm not a pig. This isn't Babe in the Big City.

1. Buddy the Elf- I swear to god our boyfriend called us that one time (yes, we share a boyfriend).
2. Muffin/stud muffin- muffin means muffin top which means you think I'm fat which means you're not getting laid tonight, and instead I'm going to enjoy an entire basket of muffins.
3. Pooh bear/poopsie- Alright Warner Huntington III, you can chill the fuck out. I don't want to be called anything that has a reference to shit in it.
4. Someone else's name...
5. Honey bunches of oats/waffle/hunny buns/ danimals- unless your name is Dan, then it's damn punny. 
6. Robot  unicorn- alright queer ass.
7. Princess Leia or Zelda. For obvious reasons.
8. When people turn people's names into Shakespearean royalty like Sir (insert name) and an adjective in hyperbole. EX: Sir Steven Sucks-a-lot or Princess Sophia Fluffy Meowington.  (true story)
9. Mama/papi- this dude asked me to call him "daddy" in bed one time... I said "fuck no" and zipped up. Fucking creep, except I hear a lot of dudes are into that. Dirty talk yes, daddy talk no.
10. Sweat pea because my mind instantly goes to urination.


I personally prefer to be called sugar tits or sexy shorts. Just kidding. But I wouldn't be opposed. All jokes aside,  I just like to call my dudes "hey."  


Hungover,
DKbabyface


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