Out of the Box

I know we often speak in hyperbole and all of our stories take extenze but this is serious. Its so hard to secretly blog at hangouts, i might add. I'm sitting here with my friend Steve and I instantly notice that there's something different about him. That something, or should i say "someTHINGY,"that was different, was that I could see his penis. I literally...could see his dick.

There's a hole in the crotch of his shorts and he was commando. And the tip of his dick was sticking out of the hole.

So I have two options. A) ignore the fact that I'm staring directly into the whispering eye of his dick or B) say something. Either way its going to be awkward as fuck.

SHIT JUST WENT DOWN. And I went with the latter.
DK: "hey, Steve.
Steve: "yeah,"
DK: "Your penis is showing"
Steve: "oh my bad" (looks down at dick sticking out of hole.)

Like did he not feel the light breeze down south?

Sooooo cockward (most genius word combination ever. Say it. You'll love it).
Not to mention we use to make out.
Needless to say not one of the most comfortable moments of my life.



What kind of a name is stove,
-DicK