List: Douche-dar

I know sometimes we come off super bitchy and nag and make lists about shit that doesn't matter, but we do this for you. We care about you, and don't want anything to happen to you. So we write lists about certain topics that will later protect you.

For instance....
Everyone knows about the common "douche bag." Those dudes that are just....those dudes. There's no other words to describe them except for "douche." And these "guys" are a suckfest.
We created this list of things to watch out for when meeting a guy so that you don't end up dating a huge pretentious asswipe. We call this the douche-dar (gaydar+radar+douchebag).

If you meet a guy that has any of these qualities than he's most likely a tool.

1. Guys who wear skinny ties with flare jeans. Or. Just flare jeans. Or pop their collars.
2. Guys who say "that kid." Using this term grants myself permission to call you "that dickbag."
3. Hair gel.
4. People who wear under armour who aren't yoked. Or that are. There's no reason to wear that when you're at the movies.
5. Guys who shave their chest.
6. Guys with Chinese symbol tattoos. UNLESS you are Chinese, but I personally have never met a Chinese douche lord before, strangely enough. Congrats Orient!
7. "Winning." - Thanks for coming to our party, Charlie Sheen.
8. Guys who are overly competitive about little things. Or guys who will argue to the grave that they are right about something. Take a chill pill, I don't give a shit if 98degrees first song was "If I was Invisible" or "Because of You."(ps, 98 Degrees first song probably went a little something like, "Jessica Simpson Is Hot And Will Always Make More Money Than Our Half-Assed Not-so-Nsync Band")
9. Guys who fake and bake. Or guys who say "GTL." Some over confident man said that to me at the gym... last time I ever talked to him or went to the gym.
10. Guys who quote themselves.

It's really for your own good that you steer clear of these dbags. If they don't hurt your heart then they'll definitely hurt your reputation.

Everything has a silver lining, except the douche bag.
DoucheKillerz