Have you ever noticed that the emoji icon of the pile of shit has eyes? Its like a parody of "The Hills Have Eyes"... except its shit.... so its "The Shits Have Eyes." Anyway, to get back to more serious matters. We are still brainstorming ways to get money, so far we have selling drugs and selling our bodies. But idk... I kind of would like a job thats at least half legal because I'm trying to do this new thing where I'm a good person (minus last night when I got drunk and hooked up with that one dude, oops. Old habits die hard). I mean I guess we could always get like a normal job, but that sounds like torture. IDK FUCK! We just need money so we can buy cool shit.
Heres our new list of shit that we need in our lives, asap.
1) Made Her Think- Diamond jaws of life ring. It's just too good.
2) Friend of Mine- Bon Appetit belt- because everyone needs to have "enjoy your meal" written above their coochiecooch.
3) These vintage boots because ~HOLY SHITTTTT W/ EYES~ I can't think of an outfit that these wouldn't look good with.
4) A boob job. Obvicado.
5) And a really hot new boyfriend. Do me.
Just in case you guys forgot, my birthday is a month away. I'll keep reminding you though.
Birthday kisses for the birthday girl,
DK
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