AYO BITCHES. We went to Warped Tour yesterday in Pomona and yeah it was a day. We don't normally listen to such heavy and angry music, but since the tickets were given to us we decided to go... and by that I mean: we decided to go because we thought it would be a pool of hot dudes to gang rape. BUUUTTTT we were so wrong (like normal). To say there were no slightly attractive people there would be an understatement. And like I'm not even being mean right now, this is my serious face. There were so many horrible things I witnessed and I don't know how I'll ever recover.
1. Eye liner- if your eye liner is reaching out to your hair line.. then like...it shouldn't be.
2. Hair dye- alright. this is two sided. Im all for the colored hair. There's been times when my hair has been green, red, pink, blue, purple, every shade of brown and the occasional black, but all at separate times. When your head has all those colors in it at once you look like a fucking clown.
3. American flag print- I love my country. I bleed red, white and blue. But seeing everyone plus theres mom decked out in flag shorts and a matching bandana starts getting old.
4. A bra is not a top. The end.
5. Snake bite piercings on your wrist is disgusting and painful. Slash how does it even stay in?
6. Fat people wearing little kid clothes. The smaller your clothes, the bigger the rolls.
7. Having a group of 14 yr old boys asking me if I wanted to smoke weed with them.
8. Bikini bottoms aren't appropriate to wear at a concert with nothing on top...?
9. Clown masks.
10. NOBODY ACCEPTING DEBIT CARDS SO I CAN BUY A FUCKING PINK POOKA SHELL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!!!
But whatever, because we're all a little bit too fucking weird. Rock on you crazy punk rock kids. We love you!
-DKindaclub.
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