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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Miley Cyrus's Best Decisions

HAPPY TUESDAY TO THOSE OF YOU READING THIS IN THE OTHER HEMISPHERE!

To continue the series of Celebrities Best Decisions we move right along to the beautiful, bucktoothed, and talented tween star,  "destiny" Miley Ray Cyrus. Miley. Even though now she may be better known for being a ganja loving pot head with a potty mouth, she was once a kick ass child star with mega pipes and a ticket for the genetic lottery. Many the milessssss...


1. Hannah Montana

2. Getting (and staying) Engaged to Liam Hemsworth


3. Doing Pilates


4. Changing Her Name To "Miley."
Does this mean that if she had kids...they would be...Destiny's child? Is that copyright infringement?

5. The Last Song


6. Having the Best Brown Hair Ever.

7. Dressing Freakishly Well
Thank you, Emilio Pucci... Thank you.

8. Party In The USA / Liberty Walk / Songs About American Freedom

"Well alright (Alright)
Yeah yeah (Yeah yeah)
We gonna get it
When we live it, live it (Oooh!)
Well alright (Alright)
Yeah yeah (Yeah yeah)
We gonna get it
When we live it, live it
Woah woah oooh"
-Miley Ray Cyrus

Well said, Miley. Land of the free and home of slave. Semper Fi.
Let freedom ring.

9. The Bun (and her bun's Twitter).

10. Inventor of the "Side Boob."

WALL OF SHAME MOMENT
Above getting caught for smoking salvia - the haircut, takes the place as worst Miley Cyrus decision of all time. A photo is not necessary.

Also- her twerking video is fucked. Breaks my achy breaky heart.


Thanks Billy Ray,
-DKay

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