It's Monday and I remembered to do this, so why don't you all give me a little round of applesauce (looks like applause if you're a retard [which I am]).
Anyways, I'm struggling to type right now because I spilled some ice cream on my keyboard this morning- breakfast of champions- so it's super sticky- that's what she said? maybe? no?
<!~Today in history~!>
December 3, 1979, in Cincinnati, Ohio, eleven fans were killed during a stampede for seats before a Who concert at Riverfront Coliseum.
And this reason alone is why I don't go to crowded places. IE: Disneyland, anywhere on Black Friday, Home Depot, fat camp, the list goes on and on. People are literally insane and shameless. They will bow a child in the face just to get a better whatever.
ALSO I hate drivers. My favorite thing in the world (actually #2 because hotdogs are my numb1) is when the person driving behind me will lane change and go speeding by me even though I'm already going dangerously faster than the speed limit, and then two minutes later I end up next to them at a red light. Like what the literal fuck is your problem. If you are that fucking anxious to get to wherever the fuck you're going then leave five minutes earlier instead of putting me and everyone else at risk because you got the fucking need for speed. What if there was a fucking bunny in the middle of the road?! You would kill it. You would fucking kill an innocent bunny because you were driving faster than you should be driving. SO awesome. You fucking bunny killers.
As you can see this really grinds my gears. Really boils my water. It really fries my egg on a sidewalk during the heat of summer.
Anyways, RIP you eleven *less athletic* fans who got trampled to death by die hard Who fans. You will never be forgotten.
Here's a lil somethin somethin dedicated to you special eleven since you never got to see them (bad joke? too soon?)
The Who- "Who are you?"
But seriously, who the fuck are you?
Keep it fresh, keep it clean, and go the fucking speed limit,
Discount Knowledge
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