Next stop on the Best Decisions bus belongs to CHRISTINA AGUILERA.
The girl with the last name that you finally learned how to spell last year and you will jump at the chance to answer the question, "how do you spell Christina Aguilera?"She's a confusing subject, and was definitely the most difficult to formulate an entire list about. She's got golden lungs whether she's fat or skinny that's for sure.
1. Dying her tips red.
We all wanted it so bad, but we were all fugly brunette hormonal middle schoolers who's Mom's weren't even over the fact that we had the audacity to ask for high heeled Spice Girl platforms last Christmas yet.
2. 'Tilt Ya Head Back' by Nelly feat. Christina Aguilera
Can truthfully say that this was the second song I purchased on my iTunes back in the stone age. Right after 'Toxic.' Listen to it. So good.
3. 'The Voice Within'
The other version of 'Beautiful' basically with the same moral and principle, but it's just so much better. Christina Aguilera loves insecure girls.
4. My Kind of Christmas - The Christina Aguilera Christmas CD
5. the nickname 'Xtina.'
It's so tough.
6. Being the first celebrity to get a nose piercing.
6.5. Moulin Rouge. Lady Marmalade.
Everytime you sang this in your sedan with your buddies you opted to be Christina. Don't even try to lie. Shout out to Lil Kim, also.
7. Her Marilyn Monroe phase.
It totally worked.
8. Allowing SNL to impersonate her National Anthem on SNL
9. Burlesque.
Especially this green dress moment. Her make-up artist deserves a fucking slap on the ass for that masterpiece.
10. Singing "Reflection" For Mulan.
WALL OF SHAME MOMENT(S)
That afro back in the beginning of the 21st century. No idea what the hell that was about, but we don't plan on forgetting about it anytime soon. Either that - or the random attempt of doing spanish songs? huh? (or forgetting the words to the National Anthem, but that's fine because we don't know them either).
Signing off (always wanted to say that),
-DKristina
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