This past weekend I was making out with this one dude and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. So he starts taking off his shirt... and thats when it happened. In the process of taking off his shirt he elbowed me so hard in the nose. Like he broke my nose with his weenus. It clicked and started bleeding everywhere. Needless to say we haven't talked since.
To say I didn't see it coming would be a huge understatement. Because I definitely saw it happen. And the excruciating child-birth like pain coming from my nose was the glue to my puzzle of black-out memories I was piecing together. Fuckin elbows dude.
I'm sorry, it's been awhile since I have done a shopping list. But there is some pretty good shit out right now. So here we go.
1. This dress on FreePeople.
2. Jef Camp Dorado. These weren't giving me that big of a boner at first and then I saw them for a second time and I was like "Oh what's that in my pants? My boner, that's what."
3. Army Sherpa Coat- I don't care what you say, this is awesome. And cozy looking.
4. Purse- I know I look lazy for posting two Free People things, but this is my dream purse. I love it so much.
5. Wedding ring me. But I should find a boyfriend first.
-DK
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