Through out our Halloweek, yes week, we saw a shit ton (shit ton= approx. 5,437) of costumes. There were a couple good ones (us) and and a fuck ton (fuck ton= approx. 3,281) bad ones. You do the math.
We decided to start writing down the good and bads. But keep note that we were drunk this entire week so A) we only wrote down like half B) we could have mistook costumes for different costumes.
But lets give it a go, eh?
Bads:
1. Nurse and Dr. Bendover. Number 1 no no. Unless you have fake tits.
2. Zombie. This is a great costume when mixed with another idea normally (ie: zombie pizza, zombie princess, zombie George Lopez). But everyone is doing it this year. And everyone is doing this so half-ass-ly and now I'm unfortunately over this whole "walking dead" thing.
3. A Bra and some face-paint.
4. Don't pull a super hipster costume move. Marie Antoinette, Witches from the Salem Witch Trials, Zombie Hipster Bride, Streaker, Workaholics, Mumford and Sons...not even real.
5. And... the worst of all... Hitler and/or Jew. I SHIT YOU NOT! I saw this "couple" costume. SO. fucked. up. I cannot tell you enough how fucked up this is. I'm not even a Jew.
Good:
6. Pizza (because that's what we did).
7. Any type of food that is "leftover" *note: this is different than being a dead person. See #2 of Bads.
8. A reserved parking space (yea, I watched A Cinderella Story on ABC Family today).
9. A unicorn. But if you're going to be somebody's unicorn than you need to have the nicest tits in town. #tittertots
10. Anything that comes with a full body suit. For instance: porky the pig, green man, rat in a rat trap, screwdriver, and meatballs.
This week ain't over yet. Keep the costumes coming, y'all.
-DKostume
(dumb)
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