I feel like nothing cool has happened to me lately, and it's such a bummer. Like I use to write fun lil' stories about my life before I would write up my list of hot shit, but like I don't have any cool stories because my life is filled with homework and sleeping. Sucks to Suck.
(5 minutes later)
I've been sitting here trying to think of cool things that have happened in the past week. Here's what I have come up with:
1. A cop almost hit me yesterday...
2. Oh oh oh!!!! I saw a homeless man walking across a randO street in Orange the other day with a rope that was connected to three horses. Yeah... not one, or two.. BUT THREE HORSES! And these three horses were lined up one after another and all had a ton of shit on their backs like fucking camels and one had a sign that read: "The 3 Mules." And like this is so fucking random. So I'm like tripping balls, literally, because I honestly believe that it was a Biblical character.. like this scene came straight out of Exodus 7. So I'm freaking right, and looking around at the other cars next to me and everyone is completely oblivious to the giant mothertruckin horses passing the 7eleven five feet away from us. I think it was a vision from God, honestly. The next day I went to lunch with a friend and I started telling her the story but I was laughing so hard that I started crying... not just like a tear or two... I was full on bawling uncontrollably and it was awkward because it kind of looked like she was breaking up with me or something. So I excused myself and went to the powder room to clean up. I never even finished telling her the story. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE was not getting a picture. I hate that I'm THAT girl who follows the law and doesn't use her phone when she's driving. The good kids always finish last.. remember that.
3. This derp who looked like a cross between Kid Rock and a cracked out Thor asked me to dance at a bar... like no JoeBro. I gave him my moms number instead of mine (it seemed logical when I was drunk) and the next day my mom asked me why some random number texted her saying, "Heyyyy its me.. tht guy u kept callin kidrock. last night was epic man. yur so hot !! letssss hang soon !!" (grammatically incorrect like that too).
4. A new Whole Foods opened up near me...
5. I got a bag of candy corn?
Yeah thats all I've got, but the horse story is legendary.
Anyways, here's a list of shit I love lately:
1. White eyeliner
2. The show "Breaking Amish." It's so funny... it airs on TLC (obviously) Sunday nights @ 10.
3. Camo anything. period.
4. Looking like a school girl. Plaid on plaid on plaid yo.
5. These Brandy Melville bra's. The back rocks.
6. The song "Take it easy" by Surfer Blood.
7. Braids. Specifically the crown braids (braid crown?). But its hard to do on yourself and when you have a weave #whitegirlproblems.
8. ALSO while on the subject of hair... I like beanies a lot right now. I just ordered an American flag one off Amazon. EPIC.
9. Greek food. And I've officially decided I'm going to name my daughter Athena. So cute.
10. Dark colored lipstick. Hot shit it's hard to type lipstick. My obsession is Covergirl's Euphoria 360.
~ENJOI~
-Di$countKnowledge
Post script: This song has been streaming all over my facebook newsfeed the past couple days, so I thought I would share it with you.
http://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Fusers%2F22061703&show_artwork=true
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