Hey bisexuals! (boys and girls....)
So we did that whole post on girl names that come with a free lifetime of sucking at life, and told you reasons on why you shouldn't be friends with them. Well now heres the list of dode (dode= dude+dildo, its fun to say) names that you really need to watch out for.
Hey Jeremy! Jeremy is that one dode that is going to be forty years old, has had a million jobs but can't keep any of them because he has no "special skills" and gets fired after a month so "decides" to become a stay at home dad because he literally has no other options.
Next we have Richard- His nicknames include: Rick, Dick, Ricky and Richie. But most importantly, Dick. He's going to be a dick. You think I'm lying because this sounds cliche and shit, but its true. If the fucking shoe fits, wear it.
Surp Nick- Nick's have a lot of secrets for some reason. How could they not? Even their name is a lie. Its Nicholas. Not Nick. I dont even know where you got the "K." It's like the name comes with an extra storage unit just to house all their Goddamn skeletons.
Now meet Taylor, Alex, and Jesse- fuck gender neutral names. Which reminds me...
Can't forget about Ashley- This point also represents any Shelby's, Loren's, or any other girl names you fucks are stealing from us. You guys are already beating us at everything else in the world so at least let us keep some decent names without getting robbed of those too. Punk asses.
Keep calm and go to Target,
-DK
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