List: I Throw My Toys Around.

The other day I was driving in my car with Knowledge and we were just messing around belting out Celine Dion songs, the usual shit. We had been in the car for light-years and eons when all of a sudden it hit me.... that giant sized Red Bull Total Zero (which is the shit) hit me like a friken brick. I was going to pee my pants. If I didn't find a restroom instantly I was literally going to drop trow in my own car and go piss city. We were in bumper to bumper traffic with no exit close by and I swear I tried to hold it for as long as I could... but I just couldn't do it any longer or else my vagina was going to rupture. Knowledge kept yelling, "DONT DO IT!! WE CANT TALK ABOUT IT!! DONT TALK ABOUT IT! THIS NEVER HAPPENED!!!!" But it did. It was like the scene from Bridesmaids where Lillian shits in the street, except more tragic, and messier.

So there you go... I, Discount anonymous, peed her pants while driving.

Anyways, heres our wish list of the week:
1. Luv Aj- pyramid stud bolo tie
2. Feminine and Masculine- 1853x- HOLY SHIT THESE ARE SO BADASS.
3. Wildfox Bright Star shorts- as seen on Katy Perry. so yeah I want them.
4. Eagles shadow bikini- worst tan lines ever but so worth it.
5. Artisan De Luxe Mexican Blanket jacket- hay un gato en mis pantalones. 


You officially only have one more day until my birthday to get these gifts ordered and sent to me. Good luck little Discountees.

-DK

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