Jobs are cool, we like when people have jobs cuz jobs are cool. But jobs can sometimes not be cool when you're a dude. Jobs that aren't cool make you queer. We understand the economy is failing, but if you need quick cash see our homies4blowies list beneath this one regarding the Craigslist sexual takeover. In the meantime, heres a brief catalog of occupations that super suck. Enjoi.
1. Froyo- there's nothing hot about low-cal, half-assed, almost ice-cream.
2. Nordstroms shoe dude.............suit up!
3. Circus clown... or any other circus thing... or any clown thing... or lion keeper/tamer/shit cleaner.
4. Serious rapper
5. Serious/non-serious rapper?
6. Forever 21- I don't give a fuck if theres a male section now.
7. Leader of a drug cartel- but if you're just a mule thats fine.
8. Male stripper- with the exception of Chippendales (they're not allowed to touch or grape you).
9. Nurse- Gaylord Focker
10. Nail Artist- konichiwa bitchez. you want flowa or otha design? rhinestone?
Get a job,
<3 dk
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