Every girl wants to know the secret of landing a boyfriend. So as a little gift to allllllllll of our fans, we decided to share a story with you guys that will ensure that you get the special someone to be your one and only!
I was on a date with this guy that I liked, and we went to eat Indian food. We ended up ordering a lot of food and he thought it would be a fun challenge to see if we could eat it all. We ate it all, and 10 minutes later my body was ready to get rid of it all. In basic terms I really needed to shit. We couldn't find a bathroom anywhere downtown, and as time passed I became more and more anxious. I told him I really needed to find a bathroom, and I assumed he saw the panic on my sweaty face, because he started searching for a restroom. He finally found one across the street, and waved for me to cross. As I was about to cross the road, I noticed hundreds of bicyclists riding towards me. I dodged and swerved and nearly escaped death, but as I made it to the other side I abruptly stopped as I realized what had happened. I had shit my pants.
I went to the bathroom, trashed the underwear and wiped away my tears of shame.
2 days later he asked me to be his girlfriend because, "anyone who can shit their pants and handle it that well must be a pretty cool girl."
You're welcome.
Xoxo,
DK
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