List: The Friends We All Have

Listening to: Keep your pimp hand strong.  Pimpin All Over The World.

We all have a friend we can put in every category listed below. It will probably shock you how perfectly people fit perfectly into these specific/vague/broad categories. Feel free to tag your friends in a screenshot of this on Facebook like those little pictures with the cartoon characters each of you are the "most like." Good luck dealing with #7.


1. The one who texts too much.
2. The one who's always "working" but ironically also has a boyfriend.
3. The one that texts really badly so you never see her/him. These are mostly him's.
4. The one that dresses SO badly.
5. The one that dresses REALLY fucking well.
6. The black one. You need this so you can appear more diverse to the world, and less like a group of self-worshiping assholes. I wish I was black. :(
7. The ugly one. She's cool though so you cope.
8. The one you want to go to bone-town with but you're playing up the "were best friends" thing with.
9. The not as hot one you would settle to bone when #8 doesn't want to bone you back.
10. The one that you run errands with but wouldn't invite if you were going somewhere actually cool.
11. The one that copies EVERYTHING you do. See all our other posts on this topic. Everyone needs a mini-me, this can sometimes work out in your favor.
12. The one that's really frivolous with money and rad + the one that will give you $3.50 when you ask for gas money. That's less than a gallon.
13. The token Korean.
14. The one that always does her homework. Blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so rattled.
15. The slutty one that's not slutty enough to be the school slut, but is too slutty to be socially norm. But she's chill so you just don't tell her who you're dating and it works out.
16. The actually attractive not day-walking ginger friend.
17. The one that makes really bad decisions.
18. The one that's really hot but dumb as shit.
19. The one with a boy haircut.
19.5. The one that hashtags alot. #girl #sisters #bestfriends #brunette
20. Your actual best friend who is a combination of all of these.

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