This is an extremely relevant post because everyone just got done taking their school photos. All of you got your ID cards and were unsatisfied. Typical. Its not because you're ugly, its just because you're not utilizing your resources. I did some research and came up with ten solid reasons why you looked like shit in your ID picture:
1. You werent holding onto your collar.
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| I cant put my finger on what exactly is wrong with this, but there's something. |
2. You werent grace-facing yourself with gloves.
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3. You didnt wear feathers. Or a grill.
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| Rob the jewelry store tell em' make me a grill! Add da whole top diamond and the other row's gold! |
4. You didnt choke yourself. These ladies are a little too old to be caressing themselves in their glamour sharts.
5. You looked like a dude.
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| Literally SOMEONE had to ask if this guy/girl was a shim or not. |
6. You didnt make your hair HUGE. What's up Simba?
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| I wonder if this is her happy or sad face. |
7. You wore a hat. (please notice the deck of cards that shit on her tits)
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| Pick a card, any card! |
8. You had this face.
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| This girl is the sexual outcome of a beaver and Barney the purple dinosaur. |
9. You didnt properly use your props.
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| Giddy yup! |
10. You didnt use the buddy system.
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| Where did they rent their mouths? They're identical. And terrifying. |
Glamour Shots by Deb,
DK
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| **BEWARE: THIS IS GROSS AS FUCK** |
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