Texts From Neighbor Krevin (Round 2)

Here it is. The moment you have all been waiting for. Neighbor Krevin is back in black. I assume you did your homework by familiarizing yourselves with Texts from Bennett and/or Texts from my Dog to prepare for the next Krevin story, so I'll hop right to it.

Krevin, is a young man who lives across the street from us. He hits us up incessantly. I doubt he got to 6th grade promotion as a child because he's dumb as shit and spells everything incorrectly 100% of the time. Regardless, hes a nice guy, and makes for a gr8 laugh. Anyway... this happened. (Also - we are aware that the phone is set to military time).

             

Krevin... has bitches on tap like beer my friends. That is an accomplishment. He did not sleepover, just to clarify. The next day he came over and showed us pictures of his night. They all looked straight out of the Hangover ending credits, just less cool, and he was way less attractive than Bradley Cooper. Can you feel that? Yeah, thats my boner poking you in the side. 

 If anyone has any questions they would like me to ask Krevin, please just send them in (discountknowledge@gmail.com). He can be our guinea pig and/or class pet. 

Roll it up, Light it up, Smoke it up,

-DK

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