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Thursday, August 16, 2012

List: Plaid on Plaid on Plaid

I'm really sad the Olympics are over. And by that I mean I'm really sad I can't stare at Ryan Lochte's junk in a speedo on TV anymore. Now I have to walk all the way upstairs to my room, grab my computer, wait for everything to load, click on Google Chrome (because that's the only internet browser that is worthy of my time), type in "Ryan Lochte's junk in a speedo," filter through all of the thousands of other pictures of wannabe Ryan dicks in speedo pics, and finally find one and jack off.
Time consuming but yet still worth it.

Any-who, as summer comes to an end and school is creeping slowly back in to my life the only positive is back to school shopping. Here's a cute lil outfit I put together that makes me feel like I'm back in high school... I wish:(

1. Unif Kickflip dress- it's like the new and slutty Catholic girl uniform.
2. Buffalo 1317-2 in black- friken Spice Girls up in dis shit!
3. Honeydew Polka dot bra and undies- when you wear a dress you need to be prepared for people to see your undergarments... but if they were as cute as this I'd probably voluntarily show them off.
4. Maniamania source bangle- arm fucking candy bro.
5. Marc by Marc Jacobs Pretty Nylon Lil Ukita in this bright blue color- boner jam.

Like I'm mildly upset that I don't have any of this shit because this is such a good outfit.
Rock on my little discountees and look alive for our hump day treat that will be posted shortly (which is a day late... whatever suck our dicks)


-DK

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