List: Inked

So we did that re-cap on Ellen's bad tattoos. And it sparked a little idea in my head... there are bad tattoo fuck ups like those ones we talked about and then there are those socially unacceptable tattoos that make me never want to talk to you again. Here are their stories:

1. Machine guns. For instance, when people get pistols pointing at their dicks. You badass, you. I'd like to shoot your dick off, as well!
2. Superman symbol, batman symbol, or Mr. Incredible symbol.
3. "Live, Laugh, Love." If those three words are on you in that sequence, anywhere on your body, I can basically just assume you post your life on Facebook and hook up with people's boyfriends regularly. Fake-ass sloo.
4. Music notes. PAWL. Actually I want to go ahead and extend this one to having a tattoo of any kind of hobby you may have. Ie: paint brush, guitar, soccer ball or a microphone. Exception: chef's who get knives or spoons, Duff Goldman I see you and your whisk tat.
5. Any kinds of realistic faces. This includes pets. You taxidermist fuck.
6. Your boyfriend or girlfriends name. When you guys break up I will make fun of you for the rest of your life whenever you try to tell people its for a DIFFERENT Patrick. Or Steve. Or Kyle.
7. Anything on your face. My mom wont let me hang out with you.
8. Barbwire tats... or Barbie tattoos. Shouldn't you already know this?
9. Along that line... I'm also going to say Hello Kitty shouldn't happen either.
10. Angel wings. Whats the symbolism there? Are you an angel? Do you have flying powers? If you do, why are you wings 2-Dimensional?


Either get these removed, or I'll remove myself.... from your life.
-DK