List: Ditching School

Hey betches.
I like the start off the school year with a bang... by ditching my first class of the semester and day drinking my brains out. And I don't have classes on Tuesdays... so I'm pretty much still on summer vaca till Wednesday. Yippie!
Oh well. It gives me time to catch up on some bloggin'.

I'm still going to attempt to do that whole shopping list that makes a cute outfit... it might be the last time though.
1. Backslash Cardi- but what I want even more is to look like this chick because she is probably by far the hottest piece of ass I have ever seen.
2. Unif Velvet Corset Shorts- baller-ina. I love the corset going up the ass cheeks.
3. Sass & Bide Pay Attention Bustier- Excuse me while I go take care of my boner now.
4. Dr. Martens Jameson in Cherry Red- after seeing the black ones on Nasty Gal I was like "hey, I wonder if they have them in other colors." And looky here. This is too perfect.
5. Le Specs Rudeboy-  dude, I'm so stoked right now. I figure these would easily be in the hundreds and I just looked them up and saw that they're 80 on this site. That's so cool. They're fifty times cooler than Ray- bans and also cheaper. Im so over Ray- bans.

That was a little bit easier. Maybe the key to success with this is to be drunk while writing. Maybe I can hang with this for a little bit longer.
Now I'm going to continue drinking my weight in Absolut and chasing with BudLight Lime.

L8ERSK8ERS,
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