Having a DUI is not funny... So, you went and got a little too wine cooler happy and drove home? We are here to shed some light on the situation.
Here are some pros and cons of dating someone with a DUI.
Cons:
1. It's a DUI
2. Your partner can't drive
3. Their broke because they just got raped by the California government
4. Their probably irresponsible... There are exceptions, everybody makes mistakes. but.... For the most part.
5. There's always the possibility of your partner being an alcoholic.
6. Their moms gonna be pissed.
7. DUI-ing is on your record 4 lyfe
Pros:
1. They could've been driving your drunk ass.
2. They don't have to do hard time... Sometimes.
3. If you hang out, you can blow into their state-mandated breathalyzer to start their car, which is always fun.
4. You can use it as an awesome excuse when you don't wanna pick somebody up/drive.
5. You can't join the military with a DUI......?
6. You're dating a bad ass.
Drunk off your love,
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